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Croquet Wings
15th Dec 2019 | 11 minute read
Well here we go again. Time for another thrilling instalment in the saga that keeps on giving, and this one is just in time for Christmas! So crack open the Baileys, raid the kids’s selection packs, snuggle up in your festive jim-jams and prepare to be entertained and enthralled by yet another chapter in my... -
Dirty Utility
29th Sep 2019 | 12 minute read
Hello y'all, sorry it's taken me a while to write this one up, I've spent most of the summer trying to stop the kids from killing each other, which in hindsight was a bit of a missed opportunity to make some money. I could have had a pretty good racket going if I'd just let... -
Sharp Scratch
15th Jun 2019 | 13 minute read
Hello again everyone. You’re lucky I’m still talking to you now that I’m a proper famous tabloid centrefold what’s been in Chat! The Daily Mail, The Mirror and The Sun. Sadly Phil and Hollie are STILL playing hard to get (c'mon ITV, throw me a frickin' bone here), but I haven’t given up hope. It...
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Victoria is a writer and lecturer from Petersfield and when she’s not Nearly Dying from a flesh eating bacterial infection, or being reconstructed to within an inch of her nearly life, she likes to run, walk her dog and canter all over the South Downs on her horse.
She doesn’t like being mithered by her sodding children but has given up hope of rehoming them.
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